'Why is everyone so horny?' Lauren Boebert scolds Congress to 'find Jesus'
Source: Raw Story · Bias: Far Left
Summary
Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) argued that members of Congress should "find Jesus" instead of spending time being "so horny."During a Thursday gaggle outside the Capitol, Boebert seemed disgusted by sexual conduct within the legislative branch."Yeah, go to church, find Jesus," she recommended. "Like, I mean, why is everybody so horny here?"In 2023, Boebert was escorted out of a musical in Colorado after engaging in heavy petting with her date."The past few days have been difficult and humbling, and I'm truly sorry for the unwanted attention my Sunday evening in Denver has brought to the community," she explained in an apology at the time. "While none of my actions or words as a private citizen that night were intended to be malicious or meant to cause harm, the reality is they did, and I regret that."
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