This slap in Trump's face is a catastrophic warning

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“The Strait of Hormuz isn’t social media. If someone blocks you, you can’t just block them back.” That snarky but perceptive taunt, posted by an Iranian diplomat on X shortly after Tehran reversed its decision to open the waterway, should be the epitaph for the Trumpian school of foreign policy.It was intended as a slap in the face to Trump, who actually does treat the most volatile chokepoint on the planet like a digital word game on his smartphone.For over four decades, prior administrations’ understanding of global macroeconomics warned that poking the religious extremism that is the Iranian bear would possibly lead to the shuttering of the Strait. They warned that Tehran’s leverage had the power to pull the plug on the global economy and plunge the world into an oil crisis or worldwide recession.But Donald Trump thinks decades of advice about Iran consist of scrawling on a bar napkin to be disposed of. He relies solely on the “stable genius” that lives in his gut, the only decision-making process he thinks is relevant. That unstable, moronic rotgut then transmits signals to his swollen fingers that punch out nonsensical blabber posted to Truth Social. He regards that as official policy procedure.He does it all by impulse. He frantically spits out herky-jerky Truth Social posts at 3 a.m. with a demented mind that pontificates nonsense and typos, treating the Strait of Hormuz as just more content to be uploaded, alternating between calling it the “Strait of Iran” and the “Strait of Trump,” while misspelling “strait” itself.He continually invites chaos and potential catastrophe by diabolical typing in ALL CAPS.The offshoot of Trump’s recklessness is a terrifying pivot in the global balance of power. While the world has spent years obsessing over Iran’s pursuit of a nuclear warhead, Tehran has discovered a weapon far more effective and immediately deployable than any bomb — an absolute, unchecked leverage over the world’s oil super-highway.And Iran now understands that Donald Trump is nothing more than a social media blowhard.Because of Trump’s irresponsibility, Iran may find that it doesn’t actually need a nuclear weapon to bring the West, and the world, to its knees. Why bother with the international pariah status of uranium when you can simply prompt U-turns from cargo ships in the Strait?By weaponizing the world’s oil supply in response to Trump’s digital diplomacy, Iran has found a way to bypass traditional diplomacy and upend carefully calibrated treaties, and what might be called the world’s decades-long slavish deference to Iran’s hold on trafficking black gold.And the Iranians are clearly relishing the irony. Iran has reciprocated with Trump’s Truth Social negotiations by posting Lego-character AI videos of American and Israeli officials. They aren’t afraid of us, particularly if the dialogue initiated by Trump is a series of wacky Truth Social posts, some of which are more like 900-word opinion pieces.Although his diatribes are not as thoughtful and articulate as this column.Iran is mocking us. And the tragedy is that Trump, a man so thoroughly incapable of distinguishing between being feared and being laughed at, cannot tell the difference. And the evil empire that is Iran understands this about Trump. That’s what makes them dangerous, because Trump has no understanding of Iran, its leaders, or its history.The domestic fallout of this precarious situation is already gutting the proverbial American pocketbook. Seven weeks into this conflict, U.S. gas prices have soared past $4m a gallon, spiking grocery and other costs and causing a slump in discretionary spending.Economists are now sounding the alarm about the risk of a global recession this year, with inflation proving impossible to dislodge as long as 20 percent of the world’s oil remains hostage to Iranian whims.Meanwhile, our alliances are being shattered under the weight of Trump’s go-it-alone, social media–driven insults. When Trump demanded NATO allies “take care of” the passage, he was met with a resounding no (if they were responding like Trump on social media, it would have been in all caps) from nations across Europe and elsewhere, who refused to be dragged into his whim of a war.While a fragile coalition of 22 nations led by the UK has agreed to help clear mines and restore traffic, the damage is done. Trump’s Truth taunts, calling our closest partners “COWARDS” and NATO a “paper tiger,” have only reinforced the idea that the U.S. is no longer a reliable guarantor of global security. Nations abroad are figuring out ways to move forward without the U.S.Here is what our allies understand, and what Trump never will — the Strait of Hormuz is not a way to capture the latest news cycle. It is not a creativity award for AI-generated images. It is a 21-mile-wide choke point through which roughly one-fifth of the world’s oil flows every single day.

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“The Strait of Hormuz isn’t social media. If someone blocks you, you can’t just block them back.” That snarky but perceptive taunt, posted by an Iranian diplomat on X shortly after Tehran reversed its decision to open the waterway, should be the epitaph for the Trumpian school of foreign policy.It was intended as a slap in the face to Trump, who actually does treat the most volatile chokepoint on the planet like a digital word game on his smartphone.For over four decades, prior administrations’ understanding of global macroeconomics warned that poking the religious extremism that is the Iranian bear would possibly lead to the shuttering of the Strait. They warned that Tehran’s leverage had the power to pull the plug on the global economy and plunge the world into an oil crisis or worldwide recession.But Donald Trump thinks decades of advice about Iran consist of scrawling on a bar napkin to be disposed of. He relies solely on the “stable genius” that lives in his gut, the only decision-making process he thinks is relevant. That unstable, moronic rotgut then transmits signals to his swollen fingers that punch out nonsensical blabber posted to Truth Social. He regards that as official policy procedure.He does it all by impulse. He frantically spits out herky-jerky Truth Social posts at 3 a.m. with a demented mind that pontificates nonsense and typos, treating the Strait of Hormuz as just more content to be uploaded, alternating between calling it the “Strait of Iran” and the “Strait of Trump,” while misspelling “strait” itself.He continually invites chaos and potential catastrophe by diabolical typing in ALL CAPS.The offshoot of Trump’s recklessness is a terrifying pivot in the global balance of power. While the world has spent years obsessing over Iran’s pursuit of a nuclear warhead, Tehran has discovered a weapon far more effective and immediately deployable than any bomb — an absolute, unchecked leverage over the world’s oil super-highway.And Iran now understands that Donald Trump is nothing more than a social media blowhard.Because of Trump’s irresponsibility, Iran may find that it doesn’t actually need a nuclear weapon to bring the West, and the world, to its knees. Why bother with the international pariah status of uranium when you can simply prompt U-turns from cargo ships in the Strait?By weaponizing the world’s oil supply in response to Trump’s digital diplomacy, Iran has found a way to bypass traditional diplomacy and upend carefully calibrated treaties, and what might be called the world’s decades-long slavish deference to Iran’s hold on trafficking black gold.And the Iranians are clearly relishing the irony. Iran has reciprocated with Trump’s Truth Social negotiations by posting Lego-character AI videos of American and Israeli officials. They aren’t afraid of us, particularly if the dialogue initiated by Trump is a series of wacky Truth Social posts, some of which are more like 900-word opinion pieces.Although his diatribes are not as thoughtful and articulate as this column.Iran is mocking us. And the tragedy is that Trump, a man so thoroughly incapable of distinguishing between being feared and being laughed at, cannot tell the difference. And the evil empire that is Iran understands this about Trump. That’s what makes them dangerous, because Trump has no understanding of Iran, its leaders, or its history.The domestic fallout of this precarious situation is already gutting the proverbial American pocketbook. Seven weeks into this conflict, U.S. gas prices have soared past $4m a gallon, spiking grocery and other costs and causing a slump in discretionary spending.Economists are now sounding the alarm about the risk of a global recession this year, with inflation proving impossible to dislodge as long as 20 percent of the world’s oil remains hostage to Iranian whims.Meanwhile, our alliances are being shattered under the weight of Trump’s go-it-alone, social media–driven insults. When Trump demanded NATO allies “take care of” the passage, he was met with a resounding no (if they were responding like Trump on social media, it would have been in all caps) from nations across Europe and elsewhere, who refused to be dragged into his whim of a war.While a fragile coalition of 22 nations led by the UK has agreed to help clear mines and restore traffic, the damage is done. Trump’s Truth taunts, calling our closest partners “COWARDS” and NATO a “paper tiger,” have only reinforced the idea that the U.S. is no longer a reliable guarantor of global security. Nations abroad are figuring out ways to move forward without the U.S.Here is what our allies understand, and what Trump never will — the Strait of Hormuz is not a way to capture the latest news cycle. It is not a creativity award for AI-generated images. It is a 21-mile-wide choke point through which roughly one-fifth of the world’s oil flows every single day.

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