This fool is a deadly threat to Trump — and he knows it

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Kash Patel is a joke. Seriously.He’s the “Make-A-Wish Director,” according to former FBI senior executive Christopher O’Leary — a nickname agents allegedly gave him because they felt his tenure was about fulfilling personal desires rather than focusing on duty.Comedian Nimesh Patel jokes that Kash is the first Patel he’s ever encountered who is disliked by other Patels. There’s also “Keystone Kash,” a jab comparing his disorganized management style to the Keystone Cops.And perhaps the reason for all the jokes is that Patel treats the uber-serious role of FBI director like an Animal House frat party, making Donald Trump, by extension, the chubby Kent “Flounder” Dorfman character.But all jokes aside, Patel is dangerous, not only to the security of the country, but to Trump as well.Iran just hacked Patel’s personal email account, dumped his private photos online, and publicly mocked him as a “successfully hacked victim,” and I don’t know if it was just me, but nobody in Washington seemed particularly concerned about the irony, just the pundits on social media.The Iran-linked hacker group Handala, which has been carrying out cyberattacks against U.S. interests since the bombing of Iran began, breached Patel’s personal email last week and posted photos of him posing by a sports car and puffing a cigar, along with personal documents and correspondence stretching back to 2011.The FBI’s response was that the breach involved “no government information,” that it was all “historical in nature,” and, oh, by the way, we’re offering $10 million for anyone who can identify these hackers. For anyone who still wonders why the FBI’s rank and file describe their bureau as a “rudderless ship” paralyzed by fear, consider the message this sends. The director of the world’s most storied law enforcement agency gets his personal email cracked by a foreign adversary. WTF, right?Kash Patel is incapable of taking his job seriously because he was never hired to take it seriously. He was hired to be a hound dog sniffing out Trump’s enemies, and, of course, to hide anything damaging to Trump that might exist in the Epstein files.In that sense, Patel is performing exactly as expected. But he’s also become a public embarrassment to the Trump administration with his party-boy, frat-brat behavior. Trump hates embarrassment, which raises the obvious question: why not fire him?Because Patel is too dangerous to fire.Patel once berated former FBI director Chris Wray over luxury travel. Now he treats a $60 million government jet like his own personal shuttle, hopping around the country to attend his girlfriend’s country music shows and hunting retreats.The hypocrisy is obvious, but hardly unique. In a Trump administration full of overt hypocrites, Patel fits right in. They’re following the example set by their Dear Leader.But here’s where Patel’s hypocrisy becomes something worse. He spent years promising to blow the lid off the Epstein files. He built his reputation on it. The moment he took the oath of office, he became their most devoted gatekeeper.It’s a slap in the face to MAGA supporters who believed him, and especially to Epstein’s victims.Patel’s vindictiveness knows no bounds. He published an enemies list in the appendix of his book and is now reportedly dispatching agents to dig up dirt on one of them, Rep. Eric Swalwell, pressuring them to release decade-old investigative files on a congressman who was never charged with a crime. FBI veterans are warning that doing so could compromise sources and investigative methods.Patel doesn’t care. He’s not the director of a law enforcement agency; he’s a mafioso. And while he’s no capable Don, that doesn’t make him any less potent.Patel knows where the bodies are buried, figuratively, and maybe literally. Trump knows that Patel knows, and Patel knows that Trump knows he knows. The Epstein files didn’t disappear; they’re sitting metaphorically in the glove compartment of Kash’s luxurious special, armored BMW X5.That’s his leverage. And whatever his many deficiencies, Patel is smart, and vindictive enough to use it.So instead of firing him, Trump lets him run wild.Recall Patel’s appearance at the Winter Olympics in Italy earlier this year, where he was filmed chugging beer and champagne in a locker room with the gold medal–winning U.S. men’s hockey team.It was cringe-worthy: a 45-year-old intelligence official getting hammered with 20-somethings on the government’s dime. Either he was drunk enough not to care, or oblivious enough not to realize the footage would go viral, and that his boss would see it.As the Final Four tips off in Indianapolis, don’t be surprised if Patel suddenly discovers some “urgent national security matter” that requires his presence there. Because he clearly doesn’t care about the outrage.Upcoming “national security matters” will no doubt include the Kentucky Derby in May. And if you need Patel in June, good luck!

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Kash Patel is a joke. Seriously.He’s the “Make-A-Wish Director,” according to former FBI senior executive Christopher O’Leary — a nickname agents allegedly gave him because they felt his tenure was about fulfilling personal desires rather than focusing on duty.Comedian Nimesh Patel jokes that Kash is the first Patel he’s ever encountered who is disliked by other Patels. There’s also “Keystone Kash,” a jab comparing his disorganized management style to the Keystone Cops.And perhaps the reason for all the jokes is that Patel treats the uber-serious role of FBI director like an Animal House frat party, making Donald Trump, by extension, the chubby Kent “Flounder” Dorfman character.But all jokes aside, Patel is dangerous, not only to the security of the country, but to Trump as well.Iran just hacked Patel’s personal email account, dumped his private photos online, and publicly mocked him as a “successfully hacked victim,” and I don’t know if it was just me, but nobody in Washington seemed particularly concerned about the irony, just the pundits on social media.The Iran-linked hacker group Handala, which has been carrying out cyberattacks against U.S. interests since the bombing of Iran began, breached Patel’s personal email last week and posted photos of him posing by a sports car and puffing a cigar, along with personal documents and correspondence stretching back to 2011.The FBI’s response was that the breach involved “no government information,” that it was all “historical in nature,” and, oh, by the way, we’re offering $10 million for anyone who can identify these hackers. For anyone who still wonders why the FBI’s rank and file describe their bureau as a “rudderless ship” paralyzed by fear, consider the message this sends. The director of the world’s most storied law enforcement agency gets his personal email cracked by a foreign adversary. WTF, right?Kash Patel is incapable of taking his job seriously because he was never hired to take it seriously. He was hired to be a hound dog sniffing out Trump’s enemies, and, of course, to hide anything damaging to Trump that might exist in the Epstein files.In that sense, Patel is performing exactly as expected. But he’s also become a public embarrassment to the Trump administration with his party-boy, frat-brat behavior. Trump hates embarrassment, which raises the obvious question: why not fire him?Because Patel is too dangerous to fire.Patel once berated former FBI director Chris Wray over luxury travel. Now he treats a $60 million government jet like his own personal shuttle, hopping around the country to attend his girlfriend’s country music shows and hunting retreats.The hypocrisy is obvious, but hardly unique. In a Trump administration full of overt hypocrites, Patel fits right in. They’re following the example set by their Dear Leader.But here’s where Patel’s hypocrisy becomes something worse. He spent years promising to blow the lid off the Epstein files. He built his reputation on it. The moment he took the oath of office, he became their most devoted gatekeeper.It’s a slap in the face to MAGA supporters who believed him, and especially to Epstein’s victims.Patel’s vindictiveness knows no bounds. He published an enemies list in the appendix of his book and is now reportedly dispatching agents to dig up dirt on one of them, Rep. Eric Swalwell, pressuring them to release decade-old investigative files on a congressman who was never charged with a crime. FBI veterans are warning that doing so could compromise sources and investigative methods.Patel doesn’t care. He’s not the director of a law enforcement agency; he’s a mafioso. And while he’s no capable Don, that doesn’t make him any less potent.Patel knows where the bodies are buried, figuratively, and maybe literally. Trump knows that Patel knows, and Patel knows that Trump knows he knows. The Epstein files didn’t disappear; they’re sitting metaphorically in the glove compartment of Kash’s luxurious special, armored BMW X5.That’s his leverage. And whatever his many deficiencies, Patel is smart, and vindictive enough to use it.So instead of firing him, Trump lets him run wild.Recall Patel’s appearance at the Winter Olympics in Italy earlier this year, where he was filmed chugging beer and champagne in a locker room with the gold medal–winning U.S. men’s hockey team.It was cringe-worthy: a 45-year-old intelligence official getting hammered with 20-somethings on the government’s dime. Either he was drunk enough not to care, or oblivious enough not to realize the footage would go viral, and that his boss would see it.As the Final Four tips off in Indianapolis, don’t be surprised if Patel suddenly discovers some “urgent national security matter” that requires his presence there. Because he clearly doesn’t care about the outrage.Upcoming “national security matters” will no doubt include the Kentucky Derby in May. And if you need Patel in June, good luck!

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