Today Is Opening Day, and You Should Be Off Work and Your Kids Should Be Out of School
Source: Breitbart News · Bias: Far Right
Summary
In the midst of our country choosing to dedicate days and even entire months to increasingly bizarre and nonsensical events and lifestyle choices, it's once again time to reflect on the fact that today is Opening Day in Major League Baseball (MLB) and you should not be at work. The post Today Is Opening Day, and You Should Be Off Work and Your Kids Should Be Out of School appeared first on Breitbart.
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