Trump Judge Says Some Women Are Just a “Warm, Wet Hole”
Source: The New Republic · Bias: Left
Summary
One of the Trump administration’s newest immigration judges said that some women are just a “warm, wet hole.”Melissa Isaak, an Army veteran and reservist, was hired by the Justice Department on April 8 as a temporary immigration judge. She was permitted to begin hearing cases immediately, according to an announcement from the Executive Office for Immigration Review.In 2007, Isaak graduated from Barry University School of Law, a low-ranked law school where less than half of recent grads passed the bar exam on their first try. Afterward, she joined the law firm Brock & Stout in Alabama for two years, and in 2009 began her own private practice, self-styled as a “divorce attorney for men,” where she has worked ever since.She does not have any immigration court experience, but her name was attached to several high-profile, non-divorce cases. Isaak was a defense attorney for three of the January 6 Capitol rioters (she later withdrew from two of the cases), and she also helped Alabama Republican Roy Moore dismiss a defamation suit from a woman who said he molested her when she was 14. That legal saga is still ongoing—an appeals court overturned Moore’s multimillion-dollar win against his accuser late last week. During an interview with pickup artist Anthony Dream Johnson in 2021, Isaak claimed that “there are two types of women.”“There are good, solid, valuable women who are major assets to men, if you’re a good woman,” Isaak said. “And then there’s a warm wet hole.”Here is video of Trump's newly hired immigration judge Melissa Isaak calling women a "warm, wet hole":"There's two types of women. There are good, solid, valuable women who are assets to men ... Then there's a warm, wet hole." https://t.co/jbJXtfpTkY pic.twitter.com/Y9v8aLdxFq— FactPost (@factpostnews) April 27, 2026The following year, she gave a speech on the matter for Johnson’s manosphere convention, 21 Studios’ Make Women Great Again, titled “Divorcing Feminism.” “If the only thing you have to offer a man is sex, that’s what you are,” Isaak said. “And guess what? Guess who else has a warm, wet hole? Every other woman out there. What a horrible existence.”She compared that to a “real woman,” a subtype that she said was meant to “catapult a man.”“We’re powerful women, we are, if we use it in the right way,” Isaak said, specifying the necessity to use that energy for men.“I’ve had people get offended, and they say, ‘You know, it’s horrible that you say warm, wet hole.’ I mean, well, if you have one and it’s not warm and wet you might want to seek some gynecological intervention,” Isaak said to crickets.
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